Friday, 2 August 2019

For Starters - whimsical poetry

Write a poem,' our teacher keeps yellin'
But us boys take the pee and say 'shove it!'
Only girlies and wimps can do poems
That's what I think. Oh bugger, I've done it!

For twelve hours a day I've bin slavin'
Maintaining a decent street cred
But the court's just adjourned in the bike-shed
The verdict? 'Big softy - You're dead!'

Life's full of surprises though, innit?
Here I sit, pen in hand, chewing gum
And compared to graffitiing lampposts
What the hell, I confess, this is fun!

© Peter Fairbrother @pjforguk

Tags: poems   humour   sociology   funny   creativity


  1. Thees poem it be lovely. I would drink red AND white wines while reading it.

  2. Thanks Sal. You could mix the two and have a pink whine...


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