Tuesday, 8 October 2019

Boy and Girl poem


The Boy



The boy stood on the burning deck

And felt the urge to piddle

His pee transformed the flames to steam

And he stewed in the middle

'God, that was close,' the captain said

He smiled, he laughed, he farted

A passing spark ignited it

KaBoom! Now they've departed.




The Girl



The girl was watching from the cliffs

Binoculars in hand

Admiring the waterworks

Imagining a band

Of gold upon her finger

And his young lips upon it

She saw the flash, she heard the bang

And she remarked 'Oh sod it!'


Boy and Girl poem
Boy and Girl poem


Such a waste ...


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